584 latest funny birthday wishes for your friends,brother,sister,boyfriend and girlfriend | happy birthday funny 



There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!
Happy Birthday from the smart one in the family!
Happy Birthday- time to start saving for retirement, bro!
Happy Birthday to my best friend and worst enemy! Love you bro!
I bought you this board game so I can kick your butt! Happy Birthday, loser!
A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday dear. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
Friends like you makes me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Don’t be sad my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday from your much better-looking brother!
Happy Birthday- I guess I like you a little bit…
I had better grades, but you always had better parties! Happy Birthday, Bro!
You’re stinky, you’re ugly and you’re annoying but I love you- Happy Birthday from your Little Sister!
I can’t believe you’ve been annoying me for 30 years! Happy Birthday, Brother!
Welcome to the Old Man club, Brother! Happy Birthday!
You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!
Drinking alone on your birthday is sad…drinking with your best friend on your birthday is a party! Happy Birthday!
I hate that you’re a Gemini, but I love that we’re best friends- Happy Birthday!
I know you hate surprises, so this is your warning: 20 of your closest friends and family are hiding in your living room waiting to wish you “Happy Birthday”. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday!
I made the cake myself! Ok by that that I mean I bought it from the grocery store on my way here, but nobody needs to know! Happy Birthday!
Every Hour is Happy Hour When it’s Your Birthday!
Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!
If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
They say it’s the thought that counts- and I definitely thought about getting you a gift. Good enough! Happy Birthday!
I’m just here for the cake. Happy Birthday!
On your birthday you’re allowed to eat cake for breakfast- Happy Birthday!
Let them eat cake! Happy Birthday, Queen!
Happy 30th Birthday…again!
Happy Birthday to the only woman I’ve ever known who has been 39 for the last five years.
Wish I could be with you on your Birthday! Happy Birthday from way over here!
I’m sorry I only know my friend’s birthdays if they’re on Facebook! Happy Belated Birthday
Like a fine cheese, you are stinky, don’t do well in the sun and just keep getting better with age. Happy Birthday to the Big Cheese!
No one lives forever- but you must be pretty close! Happy Birthday!
Happy 30th Birthday- you don’t look a day over 43!
Time for your quarter-life crisis! Happy Birthday!
You’re really stupid for someone so old! Happy Birthday, dummy!
Don’t worry, the gift comes with a receipt. Happy Birthday!
They say dogs are man’s best friend, but they’re really bad at remembering birthdays! Happy Birthday from your human best friend!
Cake is overrated, let’s have birthday Botox instead! Happy Birthday!
Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!
We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!
No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

              Funny Happy birthday wishes for sister 



Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!
Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!
Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!
You may be the most successful sister, but I’ll always be younger than you! Happy Birthday!
I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!
Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!
Wow, you’re starting to look just like our mother! Happy Birthday, Sis!
Happy “30th” Birthday, Sis! Love, the only person who knows your real age.
I know you stole my favorite shirt, but I’m still gonna wish you a Happy Birthday. Now give it back!
Happy Birthday, Sis! Let’s go shopping with your husband’s credit card!
You’re beauty, you’re grace, you’re gonna die first- Happy Birthday, Big Sis!
How special to grow up with a best friend- but I got you instead! Happy Birthday, Sis!
Don’t tell Mom I forgot your birthday!!!
Happy Birthday! Wow I can’t imagine being so OLD! How do you do it?!
I might be Mom’s favorite, but you’ll always be MY favorite! Happy Birthday, Sis!
Remember when you were 16 I didn’t tell Mom you crashed the car? Consider that your birthday gift! Happy Birthday!

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